Gossip and rumours are usually started by the dumbest of the dumb. In turn gossipers and speculators should be slapped around just for existing and breathing the same air as the rest of us. This section is for gossip and gossipers. We, at Slapped Silly Twice, will do our best to verify all gossip and if we can't legitimize the gossip than we are gonna slap you silly!!! To save time, we have included a link to the definition of gossip and rumor. DEFINITION OF GOSSIP: Noun S: (n) chitchat, chit-chat, chit chat, small talk, gab, gabfest, gossip, tittle-tattle, chin wag, chin-wag, chin wagging, chin-wagging, causerie (light informal conversation for social occasions) S: (n) gossip, comment, scuttlebutt (a report (often malicious) about the behavior of other people) "the divorce caused much gossip" S: (n) gossip, gossiper, gossipmonger, rumormonger, rumourmonger, newsmonger (a person given to gossiping and divulging personal information about others) Verb S: (v) dish the dirt, gossip (wag one's tongue; speak about others and reveal secrets or intimacies) "She won't dish the dirt" S: (v) chew the fat, shoot the breeze, chat, confabulate, confab, chitchat, chit-chat, chatter, chaffer, natter, gossip, jaw, claver, visit (talk socially without exchanging too much information) "the men were sitting in the cafe and shooting the breeze" DEFINITION OF RUMOR: Noun S: (n) rumor, rumour, hearsay (gossip (usually a mixture of truth and untruth) passed around by word of mouth) Verb S: (v) rumor, rumour, bruit (tell or spread rumors) "It was rumored that the next president would be a woman" (http://wordnetweb.princeton.edu/perl/webwn?s=gossip)